Holiday Hangover Pregame Plan

 Ah Thanksgiving is upon us.


That’s right. The fat man’s holiday.


What’s that? You think that’s Halloween? 


Wrong. Too much walking and limited costume options.


Thanksgiving is it. Food. Football. Naps. Absolute perfection.


But what to do before the big celebration of slothful behavior?


Holiday specials, That’s what. And no, i don’t mean Christmas movies. However if you are burning copies of Elf, film it and become an instant new favorite for me.


In case I’m not being clear, FUCK that nasty Spaghetti and Syrup eating Buddy.


Ahem. Where was I? Oh yeah Thanksgiving Specials. 


Start things off the only proper way, with A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. This special highlights how pushy people can ruin a holiday for others, as well as the downside of a Friendsgiving.


Now that you’re pissed off at Peppermint Patty, choose the Slapsgiving episode of How I Met Your Mother and live vicariously through Marshall as he doles out punishment to Barney.


Now that the aggression has been released, prep for the meal. Start first with A Garfield Thanksgiving and be reminded that holiday diets are an awful decision especially when paired with a first date. All this, and grandma for a sweet sentimental touch.


The next special I recommend is Wild Turkey Rare Breed. Trust me. It’s a holiday, you’ll need it.


Drink up. Go see the folks, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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